FDA-Approved Hemorrhoid Ointment Made With Lidocaine and Magnesium

Hemorrhoid Cream & Fissure Ointment

$36.99 $28.99 Save 22%
Pack: Single

“Although science hasn’t come that far to explain why hemorrhoids occur, 3/4 people will experience it at some point in their lives. I did.” – A Disgruntled Combat Vet.

Pack: Single

Got Hemorrhoids, Fissures, Or Piles? Our Hemorrhoid Ointment Can Help!

✅ Prevents Further Irritation

Alleviates itching, burning, & discomfort

✅ Helps Ease Bowel Movements

Alleviates & numbs pain

✅ Reduces Swelling & Inflamation

Helps prevent dryness & promote healing

Product Details

Got raging bum soreness holding you back from living your best days? Tame that raging rear today with Rrhoid Rage! Our powerful ointment combines soothing ingredients like magnesium, lidocaine, witch hazel, and aloe vera to deliver targeted relief for your most delicate area. Unlike other ointments filled with confusing ingredients, Rrhoid Rage focuses on what truly matters: quality ingredients that work together to soothe your rear.

Don't suffer in silence any longer. Rrhoid Rage's unique formula tackles all hemorrhoid and fissure symptoms head-on, helping to reduce inflammation, redness, and irritation. It forms a protective shield to stop itching in its tracks, turning you back to your old, happy self.

Rrhoid Rage isn't your average greasy ointment. This specially formulated cream has a thick, soothing texture that absorbs quickly without leaving a greasy residue. It provides long-lasting comfort and encourages smooth healing, so you can get back to doing the things you love.

Founded by a disabled combat veteran and his hearing-impaired wife, Rrhoid Rage is a veteran-owned company that prioritizes both quality and care. Show your bum some love and support a company that gives back with Rrhoid Rage ointment.

Active ingredients: Lidocaine 4%, Phenylephrine HCI 0.25%.

Key Ingredients:

Magnesium Sulfate

  • Soothes Soreness
  • Promotes Wound Repair
  • Helps Relieve Pain
  • Improves Healing Process

Balsam Fir

  • Soothing, Mild, & Fresh Scent
  • Aids In Healing
  • Historically used in the Civil War to treat combat injuries

Inactive ingredients: Aloe extract AQ, Balsam fir, Butylated hydroxyanisol, Glycerin, lanolin alcohols,lanolin USP, magnesium sulfate, methyl paraben, mineral oil, petrolatum, propylparaben, witch hazel, white bees wax.

Squirt a generous amount of ointment onto your finger and proceed to liberally drown those nasty little butt demons with as much ointment as needed.

Contains 4% Lidocaine + Magnesium Sulfate


Quickly numbs the pain that hemorrhoids trigger plus helps with itching and burning!

Magnesium Sulfate

Helps with the magnesium deficiency dilemma and to also help ease bowel movements!

Balsam Fir Essential Oil

Healing properties and its fresh, mild clean scent that other hemorrhoid ointments lack.

What People Are Saying

Why you'll love our butt cream...

Our ointment has all of the ingredients that have proven to work in the fight against ass-teroids. Lidocaine will give you relief from the pain and itching, while phenylephrine and witch hazel work to shrink the butt monsters. We added magnesium sulfate and balsam fir to assist with healing and soothing, making this ointment your best friend in this fight for rump health. Oh, and it looks cool, nbd.


How often can I apply Rrhoid Rage Ointment?

You can reapply externally to the affected areas up to 4 times daily!

Does this ointment have a child-proof cap?

Yes, it does! To open, simply press cap down, then twist counterclockwise. To close, just twist cap back on clockwise.

What if the ointment burns at first?

The burning sensation is likely due to the lidocaine, which is known to burn a little bit at first. After a couple of minutes, the burning sensation should wear off and you will start to feel the numbing effects of the lidocaine!

*However, stop use and ask a doctor if bleeding occurs, condition worsens and does not improve within 7 days, allergic reaction occurs to ingredients in this product, symptom being treated does not subside or if redness, irritation, swelling, pain or other symptoms develop or increase.

Where is your ointment made?

Our ointment is manufactured in Miami, Florida!