Veteran Owned | Made In the USA

Don't be a Dumb★ss, Be a Numb★ss!

FDA Approved Hemorrhoid Ointment & Gummies

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Constipation and hemorrhoids suck!

Being constipated or pooping too often can cause hemorrhoids. Rrhoid Rage® can help.

Prevent Further Irritation

Rapidly Numb Pain & Itching

No Weird Ingredients

Featured Products

Hemorrhoid Cream & Fissure Ointment ~~$36.99~~ From $22.99

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Fiber and Magnesium Gummies ~~$34.72~~ From $26.99

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Extra Strength - Fiber and Magnesium Gummies ~~$42.99~~ $39.95

What Customers Are Saying

"I'm not one to leave reviews but I just had to for Rrhoid Rage. I love their whole mission as a company and how they're breaking the mold of the typical medical companies and the humor surrounding the taboo subject of hemorrhoids. Keep up the great work! Looking forward to trying more products."

Brad B. | Houston, TX

"This is the best ointment I've tried yet! And I've used many other competitors. It for sure helped me throughout my whole pregnancy and postpartum! I cannot wait to get my hands on the fiber gummies."

Christina Z. | St. Petersburg, Florida

"This is such a wonderful veteran owned small family business. The fiber gummies are very effective but are so yummy it's hard to not exceed the recommended serving size! I love the ointment, too. It is rich, thick, and relieves the pain of my ocassional hems."

Krista L. | University Park, TX

Who is Rrhoid Rage® For?

Veterans & Everyday Americans

Pregnant & Postpartum Women

Athletes

Our Story

As a small business, we know all too well the pains of starting and growing a business. Lots of blood, sweat, and tears were shed but we are in it for the long haul because we believe in this company and we want to help everyday people from all walks of life.

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Our Mission

We want to change the embarrassing nature of hemorrhoids because contrary to what most people believe, over half of this country has some form of hemorrhoid. For women, the number goes up even more during pregnancy and the postpartum stage.

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Who We Are

Trey is a disgruntled combat vet who suffers from raging rrhoids. Tori had the pleasure of marrying a disgruntled combat vet who is constantly complaining about his butt problems. She is the creative and design backbone for Rrhoid Rage.

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