FDA-Approved Hemorrhoid Ointment Made With Lidocaine and Magnesium

The Femme Fix™ Hemorrhoid Ointment for Women

$22.99

“They don’t tell you postpartum can leave you waddling like you ran a marathon in jeans. But hemorrhoids? Yeah—I found out the hard way.”– A Mom Who Just Wanted to Pee in Peace

Got Postpartum Pain, Irritation, or Hemorrhoids?

✅ Comforts Where You Need It Most

Soothes postpartum sensitivity, itching, and burning—fast

✅ Eases Bathroom Anxiety

Lidocaine 4% and botanicals help you go with less pain, more ease

✅ Reduces Swelling & Promotes Healing

Lavender + Magnesium Sulfate calm inflamed tissue and support recovery

Product Details

The Femme Fix™ – Hemorrhoid Relief Designed for Women

Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to relief with The Femme Fix™, a fast-acting, soothing ointment made just for your femorrhoids™. This powerful yet gentle formula combines lidocaine, magnesium, coconut oil, and lavender to bring calming comfort where you need it most.

  • Perfect for postpartum moms, period flare-ups, or daily care – this isn’t your average drugstore cream. It’s clean, effective, and made with your body in mind.
  • Soothing Relief with Lidocaine, Magnesium, Coconut Oil & Lavender – Fast-Acting, Paraben-Free (1oz)

Key Ingredients for Women:

Magnesium Sulfate

  • Soothes soreness
  • Eases swelling
  • Encourages wound repair
  • Supports skin recovery

Lavender Oil

  • Calming scent & natural soothing
  • Skin-supportive during pregnancy and postpartum
  • Helps create a spa-like feel (no harsh medicated smells)

Sunflower Seed Oil, Coconut Oil, Beeswax

  • Nourish, moisturize, and protect sensitive skin without leaving greasy residue

Inactive Ingredients: Aloe extract AQ, coconut oil, sunflower oil, witch hazel, white beeswax, lavender fragrance, phenylephrine HCl, glycerin, propylparaben, petrolatum

Gently apply a generous amount of Femme Fix Ointment using clean hands. Use as often as needed, especially after bathroom use or during flare-ups. For external use only. (Yes, your butt will thank you.)

Powered by 4% Lidocaine + Calming Botanicals

Lidocaine (4%)

Delivers targeted, fast-acting numbing relief from pain, itching, and rawness—especially helpful postpartum.

Magnesium Sulfate

Helps reduce inflammation, soreness, and promotes natural healing for tender tissue.

Lavender Essential Oil

Known for its calming and anti-inflammatory properties, lavender offers a spa-like scent and a moment of self-care.

What People Are Saying

"Okay, I'm just going to put it bluntly - I've never had anything on my butt that felt so good. Less than a minute and I was truly in heaven. No more pain, swelling, suffering! Honestly, the relief was so fast, and dang near complete. I was amazed!

This is SO worth the cost you pay for it. Don't be shy, give it a try! You'll thank the guy who formulated it a thousand times.

AND HE'S A VETERAN! 🇺🇲"

"I was so uncomfortable. This product worked fast to help me feel normal again."

Erik C.

"I have searched high and low for an ointment that actually works. Not only is there immediate pain relief once applying, there’s lasting relief. A little bit goes a long way, too. I am so happy to have found this product. My wife is purchasing for all her pregnant friends!"

Jake R.

Why Choose Femme Fix ?

This isn’t your grandma’s ointment—or your husband's, either.

Rrhoid Rage Femme Fix was created to give women a soothing, elegant solution to the not-so-pretty realities of hemorrhoids, postpartum soreness, and sensitive days. The packaging is beauty-inspired, not medical. The scent is calming, not clinical. The formula? Straight-up science-backed relief.

Because you deserve relief that feels like self-care, not just a chore.

FAQs

Can I use Femme Fix while pregnant or postpartum?

Yes. Femme Fix is thoughtfully formulated with gentle, fast-absorbing ingredients like lavender, lidocaine, and magnesium sulfate — ideal for sensitive postpartum and pregnancy care. As with any topical during pregnancy, consult your OB-GYN if you have concerns.
How often can I apply it?

You can apply Femme Fix up to 4 times daily, especially after bowel movements and before bed for overnight relief. Trust your body and apply as needed for maximum comfort.
Does it contain steroids or harsh chemicals?

Nope. Femme Fix is paraben-free, steroid-free, and made with a blend of natural botanicals, soothing oils, and active ingredients like Lidocaine 4% and Phenylephrine HCl 0.25%. It’s strong on relief, gentle on your skin.
What makes Femme Fix different from other hemorrhoid creams?

It’s not just about relief — it’s about relief that feels like self-care. Femme Fix is packaged like a beauty product, not a medical one, with a spa-inspired scent and texture. It’s discreet, elegant, and designed for women who deserve more than just a tube of clinical goo.