The Category Nobody
Merchandises. Until Now.
The saddest four feet of your store: beige boxes, 1960s type, and a customer who won't make eye contact. We built a brand people aren't embarrassed to carry to the counter. Same shelf, better basket.
Why It Moves
Treat + Prevent
Most of the aisle only treats symptoms. We sit between the cream and the fiber — an ointment plus a digestive line that brings the customer back for the refill, not just the emergency.
Two Buyers, One Shelf
The OG ointment is built for men. The Femme Fix™ is built for women. Two distinct packages, two distinct shoppers, no cannibalization of the same facing.
MAP That Holds
Advertised price equals MSRP in every channel, marketplaces included. Your margin doesn't get undercut by a reseller the week after you stock it.
Volume Tiers
Tier 1
- 1 case per SKU
- Prepay, then Net 30
Tier 2
- 3 cases per SKU
- Net 30 after first order
Tier 3
- 6 cases per SKU
- Net 30 on approved credit
Cases are 6 units. A 3-unit Trial Pack is available on opening and fill-in orders. Tiers are reviewed every 6 months on trailing 12-month volume — accounts move up automatically.
Apply for an Account
What Happens Next
We review
We verify your resale ID and confirm which tier fits your operation. Usually same day, always within one business day.
You get a login
We create your account and email an invite. You sign in with a one-time code — no password to manage.
Pricing is already there
Log in and your tier's pricing is applied automatically. No quote sheets, no emailing back and forth for a price.
Order by the case
Cases are 6 units. Case minimums apply per tier and are enforced at checkout, so there's nothing to remember.
Prices in USD, FOB Texas, and subject to change with 30 days' notice. Wholesale pricing is confidential and extended only to approved resale accounts. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Dietary supplement products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Retailer-facing marketing must match approved label copy; route co-op creative to RRHOID RAGE for approval before it runs. © 2026 RRHOID RAGE. Veteran-owned and operated in Texas.
