Retail & Pharmacy Wholesale

The Category Nobody
Merchandises. Until Now.

The saddest four feet of your store: beige boxes, 1960s type, and a customer who won't make eye contact. We built a brand people aren't embarrassed to carry to the counter. Same shelf, better basket.

Veteran-OwnedMade in the USAGMP-Certified FacilityMAP EnforcedRetail-Ready Packaging

Why It Moves

Treat + Prevent

Most of the aisle only treats symptoms. We sit between the cream and the fiber — an ointment plus a digestive line that brings the customer back for the refill, not just the emergency.

Two Buyers, One Shelf

The OG ointment is built for men. The Femme Fix™ is built for women. Two distinct packages, two distinct shoppers, no cannibalization of the same facing.

MAP That Holds

Advertised price equals MSRP in every channel, marketplaces included. Your margin doesn't get undercut by a reseller the week after you stock it.

Volume Tiers

Tier 1

Independent pharmacy, clinic, or single-door retailer.
44%
Your Margin
  • 1 case per SKU
  • Prepay, then Net 30

Tier 2

2–25 doors. Regional chains, groups, buying co-ops.
50%
Your Margin — Keystone
  • 3 cases per SKU
  • Net 30 after first order

Tier 3

Distributors and 25+ door chains reselling into retail.
55%
Your Margin
  • 6 cases per SKU
  • Net 30 on approved credit

Cases are 6 units. A 3-unit Trial Pack is available on opening and fill-in orders. Tiers are reviewed every 6 months on trailing 12-month volume — accounts move up automatically.

Apply for an Account

Applications are reviewed by a human, usually within one business day. Wholesale pricing is confidential and extended only to approved resale accounts.

What Happens Next

01

We review

We verify your resale ID and confirm which tier fits your operation. Usually same day, always within one business day.

02

You get a login

We create your account and email an invite. You sign in with a one-time code — no password to manage.

03

Pricing is already there

Log in and your tier's pricing is applied automatically. No quote sheets, no emailing back and forth for a price.

04

Order by the case

Cases are 6 units. Case minimums apply per tier and are enforced at checkout, so there's nothing to remember.