About Us
Hello there!
Since 2020, I’ve made my living as the TEDx version of ‘hide-the-pain-Harold’ for my hemorrhoid butties out there. I’m joined by Tori, who’s had the pleasure of exchanging vows with me & my ass (or the lack thereof!). She’s the creative mastermind behind the whole thing while I just lurch around!
If you have had the ‘rrhoids accompany you on a quality, gung-ho tour, you’d understand the agony of an extra bloody pair betwixt your cheeks. Mine got the ol’ sniperoo because I acted too late!
So, in tribute to my veteran brethren, I became a dedicated guinea pig for closeted sufferers out there. I won’t claim to be an authority on hemorrhoid treatments, but given my half-assed outcome from nearly every OTC I tried, I’ve formulated the holy of holies in rectal care: the ‘Rrhoid Rage for Assholes’ kit!
We’re delivering a benchmark, FDA-approved product to numb asses with even some dainty vanity décor like wipes, gummies & salts. We take pride in no butt left behind in our war against hemorrhoids with wit, humor & medicine.
So, before I’m tempted to divulge my tale of a formerly plentiful, prolapsed vineyard, I’ll leave you to hit shop for your own butt problems.
You book it, we ship it nationwide, every-butt-is happy!
TREY
Trey is a disgruntled combat vet who suffers from raging rrhoids. He decided to make his suffering a joke with the help of his wife, Tori.
TORI
Tori had the pleasure of marrying a disgruntled combat vet who is constantly complaining about his butt problems. She is the creative and design backbone for Rrhoid Rage.
